Airportgag2.doc - in the worst possible taste, but HUGELY amusing

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bcrabtree
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Those of you who have MS Word, simply have to go and download this word document, read it and then play the attached audio files.

It's about 500KB, and on a slow server, so will take a bit of time to come down.

It's so funny that I kept giggling about it as I tried to get to sleep last night.

Now what I want is someone to tell me how to extract the audio files because I simply MUST have the fifth soundfile to use as my Windows start-up sound.

Contains strong language but, it is a genuine classic.
http://www.jim.southcom.com.au/JollyJoker/2000-JollyJoker/Archive_March/

Bob C

Alan Roberts at work
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I just downloaded it and fell about giggling. A colleague tells me he's had it on site for about 6 months, and he didn't tell me. Just let him wait 'til he sees his next annual report

bcrabtree
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Peter Wells spotted a site where the document is available as html, so anyone can go there and see it - even if they don't have MS Word - and, better still, download the individual sound files for their own use.


http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/guy/humour/airspeak/air_speak.htm

Bob C

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Peter Golden
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On a similar theme, does anyone know where you can obtain a copy of "Your daughter just kicked my dog".

It is the most surreal bit of humour i have ever heard, and well worth looking out for.

mooblie
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Is this what you mean?
http://www.markshields.com/kickdog.shtml

(If so, I think I've missed the point here?)

Martin - DVdoctor in moderation. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Peter Golden
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i'm afraid so yes. This the very much shortened version, but it leaves me weak at the knees. The longer one is even worse, and more wacky.

dacquinh
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On napster I once was looking for some Thai popsong (for a friend ) and found a "Thai food (prank call)". Amazingly it's hilarious if you have some knowledge of hiphop songs and bandnames.

You can still find it on napster