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paulj
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Alan Roberts at work
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Ah, I see.

Gladders
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I'm glad you put that in code, Paul. Wouldn't want MI6 getting hold of it, would we. Or the Canadians.

Paul

Paul

Alan Roberts at work
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Their biggest problem is that they have to use NTSC, but it doesn't explain why the sound was so awful.

tom hardwick
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No no - surely it's more to do with Blomquist's theorm? You know - the one about transgressing the unwritten laws in Iraq.

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mooblie, simple but effective.

ik!

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mooblie
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paulj, ....are....YOU.....Kenny ? ..... ??

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paulj
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PppPpf!

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