Once upon a time...Chapter 7

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...what the heck he was doing in this thread in the first place! Meanwhile back in...

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toy town

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...Torchy (the battery boy) was busy...

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replaceing the...

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thingy in the...

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Back of Michael Schumacher's Ferrari, ready for the race tomorrow, he looked up and said to..

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Murray Walker, who was watching...

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Michael,just in case he...

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did something nasty to Damon Hill again. But...

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it was hardly likely as neither Damon nor Murray were actually there. It was at this point that Michael realised he was ...

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stark staring mad. But then...

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Out of the mist (Something like Stars in their Eyes) walked....

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...a large...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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...black...

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...and white...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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...man-eating...

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...steak and kidney pud, and started to...

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sing that well knowen song...

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"Sing a song of sixpence" but..

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John Willett at Home
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then, he...

Chirpy
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...carried on eating his steak and kidney pud, and...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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for pud,he had...

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...something with rice in it!

The next day...

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ted rogers who had been watching this thread thought of...

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Dusty Bin, who he had not seen for...

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...the snow was inches thick outside, and nothing was to be seen. However...

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lenny bennet suddenly apeared holding out...

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his bowl,a very large bowl,for

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he was in secret a expert at makeing bowls for...

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the world famous...

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and very mysterious...

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...Square Bowl Emporium, whose membership was just...

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3,576,890,234,637,907, but 3,576,890,234,637,906,had been expelled for not...

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giving a large enough backhander to...

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Chirpy's Wife
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LWT, for keeping his secret identity secret. So now that 'the cat was out of the bag' poor old Lenny had to...

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do a forfeit, which was...

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...not greeted with much...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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joy,however much to his surprise a train was passing by,and...

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...as he needed to be in Zurich by 17:00 hours, he...

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phoned his mates little and large who had been...

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...standing by in case he didn't turn up on time. Mind you little did he realise that...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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standing on one hand long enough will make you...

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...appear - from a dog's point of view - to be a lamp post, which tends to result in...

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html

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a large downpour,more so if it's a few Great Danes,however if it's just a little...

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Chihuahua you dont even notice it, until...

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...you've been wearing them for a few weeks - and then they tend to pong a bit!

At this point, as the thread began to slow down to a c-r-a-w-l, someone came up with a clever idea of having a musical version of "Once upon a time..." So all the contributors of this, and the previous six "OUAT..." stories, clicked this link, and were quickly and painlessly transported to the new thread.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

P.S. Just in case you're not into music, "Once upon a time...Chapter 8" starts here.

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[This message has been edited by Chirpy (edited 21 March 2002).]

Chirpy's Big Breakfast can be heard on Radio England International. These are repeat shows (he's retired now) played Monday to Friday 8am-12 noon and repeated in the evening from 8pm-midnight. Also, Sunday 8am-12 noon. (Click link to listen) www.onlineradio5.com/2013/06/radio-england-international.html